You know you're a mom to a toddler if. . .

you spend 20 min. picking up messes that took 2 min. to make

by the time you eat your toast in the morning, it is ICE cold

you go to bed with sunglasses still on your head

you find yourself really singing in the rain, just singing in the rain- it's a wonderful feeling (fully equipped with duckie umbrella)

you translate your children's semi-sentences/stories for other people

you must investigate any brown substance on the floor before picking it up; you are relieved if it's a tootsie roll and you don't know whether or not to be relieved if it's a sticky piece of candy covered with ants and stuck to the floor

you find yo-yo's and dry cereal in the refrigerator

the only neat, tidy, and sweet smelling thing in the house are the fresh cut flowers from the neighbor's garden

your house looks like this picture in this post